With the scent of the restaurant bill he suggested splitting
With the scent of the restaurant bill he suggested splitting
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SnarkWax — candles for those who have a great sense of humor! We know life doesn't always go according to plan, which is why we created candles with sarcastic sayings that perfectly reflect this chaotic world. Want to make a joke about a canceled date? Or laugh off an awkward moment? We have a candle for every occasion!
Our candles are made from natural ingredients, so you can enjoy not only the humor but also a safe and pleasant aroma. They make the perfect gift for a friend who appreciates sarcasm, or for yourself, to add a little fun to any day.
SnarkWax is not just candles, it's a way to add sarcasm to everyday life. Each candle is an opportunity to look at ordinary things from a different perspective, laugh, and relax. With us, you can make even the most mundane moments a little brighter and much more witty!
CHOOSE YOUR SCENT:
This scent kicks off with a sharp burst of cypress and lemon peel—nature’s way of reminding you that freshness exists. Then, pine and cedar step in, creating the illusion of a luxurious forest, minus the risk of running into a bear. Finally, a cozy blend of fir, amber, and moss wraps you in warmth, like a blanket—but without the laundry.
Cinnamon Chai: This scent is like a cup of strong masala tea, but without the risk of burning yourself. The orange peel and black tea wake you up better than a morning kick from reality, while nutmeg and pepper add a little spice to life. Finally, cozy notes of vanilla, clove, and cinnamon create the feeling that the world is actually warmer than it seemed this morning.
Cashmere Musk: This scent starts with bergamot and saffron, like the morning decided to be both fresh and luxurious. At its heart, violets and lily of the valley bloom, as if the flowers are attending a party and didn’t forget to dress up. Finally, dark musk and vetiver settle in, like an evening that isn’t in a hurry to leave and simply brings with it an atmosphere of calm and comfort.
Beachwood: Dive into this scent like summer finally arrived — sea salt and orange peel transport you to vacation mode, even if you're still at work. Freshly mowed grass adds a light touch, while eucalyptus and sage dance like lovers in the rain. It all ends with the cozy warmth of teak and patchouli, like a relaxing evening with no rush.
Mango Coconut: This scent starts with orange and pineapple, like a little tropical adventure. Peach and mango make you feel like you're on vacation, while sugar and coconut milk add a sweet spoonful of pleasure.
Vanilla Bean: This scent is like that moment when you sink into a cozy couch and never want to get up. First, you’re greeted by creamy buttercream and cake, then a soft vanilla follows, and in the end, bourbon wraps it all up, like an evening when you realize there's no need to rush anywhere.
Lavender: Citrus and bergamot burst in like a cold shower in the morning. Then camphor and eucalyptus start playing forest fairies, making you forget you're not in the mountains, but on your couch. Cedar gently brings you back to reality, and the soothing lavender completes the picture.
Unscented: This scent is pure magic! A candle with the smell of... well, the place where you light it. It says "Unscented" for a reason — what did you expect to smell here?
- Materials: coconut apricot wax, cotton wick.
- Lid color: gold
- Vessel color: amber and clear
- Burn time: up to 20 hours (4oz)
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
- Please note: All scents have the same natural color
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